I Got Some Last Night
August 15, 2008
So I went out to the bars last night, the same shit different night kind of deal. Being the 23 year old sex driven male I am, I was on full slut patrol with my buddy. The great thing about us men who love the SSBBW girls is that our friends think we are the greatest wingmen ever. They go for the skin and bones, plastic face bitches, and we blissfully end up balls deep in some SSBBW whale hole. Which happily brings me to the point of today’s blog. I got some ass… some big ass. Yes, life is good when you get to motorboat fat tits bigger then basketballs. And her SSBBW cock devouring skills were on par with Kobayashi… ya I went there. I’m talking blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’5 and about a good 215 lbs. In all honesty this bitch looked like a piece of SSBBW work you would find right here on this site. Anyways, I only got blown. Apparantly I severely under estimated her self-esteem, so I shall keep all everyone updated. Until then… here is a satirical dramatization of what my bedroom look like last night. She was like the bear... but not a brunette.
-Ballzdiks